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stretch16 · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:52 pm Post subject: Ideas for gents evenin

n e ideas post here. ladies are havin ann summers evening. so ive been asked to find out what some of the men want for there possible evening
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samtruss1986 · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:03 am Post subject:

can i attend the ann summers evening??? ill need dates and times

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stretch16 · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:14 pm Post subject:

no date has been confirmed it will only go ahead if we get gd ideas and support
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cricketguru · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject:

deffo a gents evening could be arranged

suits, poker, blackjack, beer, food, and other things!

reckon it would suit a friday night now darts has stopped...bout 8pm start...so I can get there?

Bluntasfcuk · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject:

Maybe a Casino Royale Night.

We could invite the Ladies to come as Bond girls.

I see that they are having an Ann Summers do. I'm sure we could reciprocate by sending a couple of dildo's along.

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Artois · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject:

Yeah, theres plenty of pricks about who could oblige.

Pottsy and I could do a bit of stand-up

Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

its ladies cricket on a friday but there are plenty of nights we play away! and we do not have a game on july 6th.

if we were to hire a casino night the cheapest package would be £300 that includes a roulette and black jack tables, croupiers, chips and cards for 3hours there will have to be a few coming to make back the money.
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inzie · Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject:

u girls play away yer? haha hope ur partners dont know........
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Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

ha ha u know what i mean!!!

anyway guys we need some more suggestions, this will seriously go ahead with the right ideas, casino night is a great idea just how to do it cheaper than 300quid!!
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1st XI Skipper · dreaded 90's Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Posts: 98

well we do have 2 poker tables so one could be used for blackjack one for poker.....yes its not the greatest idea but is cheaper....so would just need a roulette wheel....plus a few members could volunteer to croupier

need 4 3 for the tables plus one to allow others to have a break
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inzie · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:49 am Post subject:

get in contact with ozzie, as in matt osborne the poker pro.............im led to believe he owns a lot of poker tables im sure we cud borrow them,.... he may not charge as he is so loaded
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inzie · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:50 am Post subject:

pagey will croupier in his whites
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Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

you can get a mini roulette set from argos for 30pound but thats not gonna look very classy for a proper casino night and if ur all gonna get suited and booted. can get some quotes for hiring one?
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Artois · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject:

Don't think we would get enough support Lis. As much as I would enjoy it, you have seen for yourself how few members turn up usually.

Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

its a real shame coz the ideas a good one but the money/guests can not be made to support the idea.
the gentlemans night can still go ahead tho but looking at something the regular guys enjoy.
you can get an interactive casino game that you could put on a dvd or playstation not the same i know but its something.
im led to believe the race night is gonna be well supported which is great
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The good Barwood · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:27 am Post subject:

comedian and strippers night??

Paulo · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:08 am Post subject:

Get Pottsy to do stand up he is well funny !!

Andy could strip ?
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Artois · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject:

Anything for a pint.

Probably scare the ladies team away though.

That and also get arrested.

Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

well if i remember rightly you and lee both promised that you 2 would do a full monty for the ladies night for a one off??? if you can get some of the teams together get dressed up in ur whites with ur boxes!!!! i reckon we would get loadsa women in if we were to advertise that !!! of course you would get a pint out of it!
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cricketguru · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:26 am Post subject:

oh dear....I do remember that!

Must hit the gym then asap!

Artois · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject:

Count me in

Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

Excellent well thats 2 of ya!!! anyone else?? come on lads dont be shy!!!

be hilarious!!
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Artois · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject:

I hope you realise that I only own Y-Fronts and long-johns?

Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

well i was thinking that as part of your "act" you should all do it in ur cricket whites with the last item being the boxes u lot have to wear????
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Artois · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:46 pm Post subject:

How would I keep it on if that's all i'm wearing?

Muttley · naughty forty's Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 42

i think the idea is not to have it left on for very long!!!
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Artois · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject:

Thats good, they start to dig into the groin after a while

gatty · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject:

your all sick lol
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bulldog · gettin used to it Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 28

haha nice reading people my travel teachers most impressed

bulldog!

Ron Burgandy · Newbie Joined: 26 May 2007 Posts: 11

How about a tourny of Nut Conkers? with the "semi" and final including a swordfight, rules are simple:
Whoever quits first is out.....

Artois · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject:

I still like the idea of a battle royal in the nets with the gates padlocked
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gatty · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

ill be da reffre
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Artois · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:

Don't need one, it's no holds barred
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inzie · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:

cud make good viewin
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gatty · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

u still need some1 yo call the winner oof the match and who gets out first
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Artois · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:54 pm Post subject:

The winner is the last one still standing

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