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KINGSTON · Last edited by KINGSTON on Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:47 pm; edited 1 time in total

Weather you love him or hate him you can not deny mr smith is a ledgend. here is some of his classical sayings feel free to add your favourites.

"Ive have had ya money now piss off"

tommy asks "can i have a refresher bar please smithy?"
smithy replies"what is this a *+#< tuck shop?"

Aaron trussler arrives at the cricket club AGM
Mr Smith comments "what the *+#< do you want you useless *+#

"stuey,be a good lad and do the ropes"

"what it is this pint glass and ice *+#< anyway"

"james fetch me a strongbow"

A few members sit down to eat a southern fried take away
smithy says"what is this feeding time at the bloody zoo?"

Stuey says"mark can i have a lucozade?"
Mark replies"no, piss off"

marks opinion of club property"those sight screens are a bloody shambles"

smithy in mid conversation
"now where was I"

bilton gets dismissed and takes it out on a chair
smithy comments" If you break another chair i'll punch ya bloody lights out"

"that chair has 4 legs for a reason, now bloody use them"

Artois · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject:

What is a comdien?

inzie · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject:

i enter the club house the same time as i do every sunday about 5ish coz of finishing wrk at 4, smithy says "ah stuey, thought youd come in for a spot of tea did you?"

surprise surprise same comments every week.......no mark just finished work!

mans a legend but can be his own worst enemy
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KINGSTON · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:46 pm Post subject:

ha ha good one stuey lets be having some more will have to start calling them smithyisams or something if we get enough we could make a little book and give it to him at the end of the season ha ha

stretch16 · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject:

there was group of lads playing football Smiffy says 'bloody hell you've got acres tht way'
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inzie · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject:

the chairs got 4 legs for a reason now bloody use em!
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Inzamam Ul-Haq (Poor mans Stuart Barwood)

Artois · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject:

I must go for a shave

inzie · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:40 pm Post subject:

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite time for me to go, come on jimbo..........
2 secs later smudga is back. and stays for another half hour before repeating the same line
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stretch16 · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject:

James have u seen my car keys or fags
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Ashley Giles

gatty · Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject:

u break that chair nd ill break ya bloody legs

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