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stretch16

Ideas for gents evenin

n e ideas post here. ladies are havin ann summers evening. so ive been asked to find out what some of the men want for there possible evening
samtruss1986

can i attend the ann summers evening??? ill need dates and times Very Happy
stretch16

no date has been confirmed it will only go ahead if we get gd ideas and support
cricketguru

deffo a gents evening could be arranged

suits, poker, blackjack, beer, food, and other things!

reckon it would suit a friday night now darts has stopped...bout 8pm start...so I can get there?
Bluntasfcuk

Maybe a Casino Royale Night.

We could invite the Ladies to come as Bond girls.

I see that they are having an Ann Summers do. I'm sure we could reciprocate by sending a couple of dildo's along. Laughing
Artois

Yeah, theres plenty of pricks about who could oblige.

Pottsy and I could do a bit of stand-up
Muttley

its ladies cricket on a friday but there are plenty of nights we play away! and we do not have a game on july 6th.

if we were to hire a casino night the cheapest package would be £300 that includes a roulette and black jack tables, croupiers, chips and cards for 3hours there will have to be a few coming to make back the money.
inzie

u girls play away yer? haha hope ur partners dont know........
Muttley

ha ha u know what i mean!!! Embarassed
anyway guys we need some more suggestions, this will seriously go ahead with the right ideas, casino night is a great idea just how to do it cheaper than 300quid!!
1st XI Skipper

well we do have 2 poker tables so one could be used for blackjack one for poker.....yes its not the greatest idea but is cheaper....so would just need a roulette wheel....plus a few members could volunteer to croupier

need 4 3 for the tables plus one to allow others to have a break
inzie

get in contact with ozzie, as in matt osborne the poker pro.............im led to believe he owns a lot of poker tables im sure we cud borrow them,.... he may not charge as he is so loaded
inzie

pagey will croupier in his whites
Muttley

you can get a mini roulette set from argos for 30pound but thats not gonna look very classy for a proper casino night and if ur all gonna get suited and booted. can get some quotes for hiring one?
Artois

Don't think we would get enough support Lis. As much as I would enjoy it, you have seen for yourself how few members turn up usually.
Muttley

its a real shame coz the ideas a good one but the money/guests can not be made to support the idea.
the gentlemans night can still go ahead tho but looking at something the regular guys enjoy.
you can get an interactive casino game that you could put on a dvd or playstation not the same i know but its something.
im led to believe the race night is gonna be well supported which is great
The good Barwood

comedian and strippers night??
Paulo

Get Pottsy to do stand up he is well funny !!

Andy could strip ?
Artois

Anything for a pint.

Probably scare the ladies team away though.

That and also get arrested.
Muttley

well if i remember rightly you and lee both promised that you 2 would do a full monty for the ladies night for a one off??? if you can get some of the teams together get dressed up in ur whites with ur boxes!!!! i reckon we would get loadsa women in if we were to advertise that !!! of course you would get a pint out of it!
cricketguru

oh dear....I do remember that!

Must hit the gym then asap! Embarassed
Artois

Count me in
Muttley

Excellent well thats 2 of ya!!! anyone else?? come on lads dont be shy!!!
Laughing be hilarious!!
Artois

I hope you realise that I only own Y-Fronts and long-johns?
Muttley

well i was thinking that as part of your "act" you should all do it in ur cricket whites with the last item being the boxes u lot have to wear????
Artois

How would I keep it on if that's all i'm wearing?
Muttley

i think the idea is not to have it left on for very long!!!
Artois

Thats good, they start to dig into the groin after a while
gatty

your all sick lol
bulldog

haha nice reading people my travel teachers most impressed Wink
bulldog!
Ron Burgandy

How about a tourny of Nut Conkers? with the "semi" and final including a swordfight, rules are simple:
Whoever quits first is out.....
Artois

I still like the idea of a battle royal in the nets with the gates padlocked
gatty

ill be da reffre
Artois

Don't need one, it's no holds barred
inzie

cud make good viewin
gatty

u still need some1 yo call the winner oof the match and who gets out first
Artois

The winner is the last one still standing

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