KINGSTON
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Where would the club be without smithyWeather you love him or hate him you can not deny mr smith is a ledgend. here is some of his classical sayings feel free to add your favourites.
"Ive have had ya money now piss off"
tommy asks "can i have a refresher bar please smithy?"
smithy replies"what is this a *+#< tuck shop?"
Aaron trussler arrives at the cricket club AGM
Mr Smith comments "what the *+#< do you want you useless *+#
"stuey,be a good lad and do the ropes"
"what it is this pint glass and ice *+#< anyway"
"james fetch me a strongbow"
A few members sit down to eat a southern fried take away
smithy says"what is this feeding time at the bloody zoo?"
Stuey says"mark can i have a lucozade?"
Mark replies"no, piss off"
marks opinion of club property"those sight screens are a bloody shambles"
smithy in mid conversation
"now where was I"
bilton gets dismissed and takes it out on a chair
smithy comments" If you break another chair i'll punch ya bloody lights out"
"that chair has 4 legs for a reason, now bloody use them"
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Artois
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What is a comdien?
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inzie
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i enter the club house the same time as i do every sunday about 5ish coz of finishing wrk at 4, smithy says "ah stuey, thought youd come in for a spot of tea did you?"
surprise surprise same comments every week.......no mark just finished work!
mans a legend but can be his own worst enemy
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KINGSTON
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ha ha good one stuey lets be having some more will have to start calling them smithyisams or something if we get enough we could make a little book and give it to him at the end of the season ha ha
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stretch16
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there was group of lads playing football Smiffy says 'bloody hell you've got acres tht way'
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inzie
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the chairs got 4 legs for a reason now bloody use em!
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Artois
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I must go for a shave
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inzie
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite time for me to go, come on jimbo..........
2 secs later smudga is back. and stays for another half hour before repeating the same line
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stretch16
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James have u seen my car keys or fags
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gatty
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u break that chair nd ill break ya bloody legs
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